Kyla Ryan House
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Post by Kyla Ryan House on May 27, 2007 14:19:16 GMT -5
Title: The Laptop of Sex Rating: PG for title...and some swearing Disclaimer: House isn't mine. Nor is the website mentioned. Summary: When House leaves Wilson alone in his office with internet explorer still open, the oncologist will be scarred for life.... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! House looked at his pager. "****. Cuddy wants to talk to me." "You should go then. I'll wait right here for you," replied Wilson. "You'd better...I might not be in the mood for sex later," House replied, subtly gesturing to his leg. BEEP! BEEP! "You better hurry before she gives you more clinic hours." **********88 three hours later...wilson still waiting for house Wilson was bored. So he decieded to see what House had been doing before he'd come in for his "appointment" (as House liked to call their meetings). So he turned House's laptop around and lightly ran his finger across the touchpad. (( click here if you don't mind off-color jokes about dieting)) "OMG!" breathed Wilson, before fainting in shock. House found Wilson lying unconsious on his office floor another three hours later. When later pressed about the website, House would either deny any involvement, or just say "oops!" Only Wilson knew the real reason for why House had been on that website. When pressed hard enough, he would say: "House is writing a novel." Cryptic....but true, as it turns out. But that, pardon the expression, belongs to another story altogether.
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Post by crazedfangirl on May 27, 2007 14:51:23 GMT -5
Sorry I didn't comment this on HMDB! I love this fic. It's so cute and witty. The website that you added to go along with it... fits PERFECTLY! That's totally a site that I could see House being on. Especially after what went on during All In. Cute job, Kyla. Keep up the cute, and funny, work.
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Post by chasesangel on May 28, 2007 11:50:34 GMT -5
LOL! the fic itself is funny! and that site! rotfl! loved it! I can TOTALLY see House going on that site...^^ LOL
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